omfg wtf LOL! this is HILARIOUS - i shit you not!

[vw_dick]

http://www.npboards.com/viewtopic.php?t=3723

(just linking thru via a friends site, he love traffic too :))

[PerL]

Link in link not working :(

[vw_dick]

ya i know

after 983475983 pages, and a lot of forum crossposts - i guess they got rid of the thread.

jist of it:


21yo bodybuilder ate a lot of food and metamucil fiber on his day off from working out

went to a frat party, got drunk

hooked up w/ a 19yo girl

she got nekked, he was in his boxers - didn't bang her, but he got blown etc

they both fell asleep

he woke up and had shit himself EVERYWHERE

she was sleeping

so he smeared shit on her ass crack and legs etc

then left.

lol

he didn't know what else to do... so he made it look like she had done it.

[RedJet]

[vomit mode] ..sounds tastefull [/vomit mode] :(

[vw_dick]

[vomit mode] ..sounds tastefull [/vomit mode] :(

my summary does the original post no justice... it was a laugh and a half.

[Tjaap]

yeh i read it.. i chuckled...

[vw_dick]

here's the original post:

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in ****. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I **** myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.