Tjaap
28-09-2004, 16:04
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
Break My Window (and steal my radio)
Big Money Waste
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Extensively Throughout
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Faggot Operated Road Disaster
Found On Rednecks Driveway
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
gay man's chevy
GTO
Get Tools Out
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hold On Not Done Accelerating
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA
killed in action
kick it again
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOPAR
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
NISSAN
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Our Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Something Almost Always Broken
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Volkswagen
"very obese losers knowingly suffer with all german engineered nonsense
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicle On Lift Very Often
VTEC
Very Torqueless Engine Configuration
Valve Tic ENgine Cracked
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Wrong
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bought My Wife
Break My Window (and steal my radio)
Big Money Waste
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Extensively Throughout
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
First On Race Day
Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Faggot Operated Road Disaster
Found On Rednecks Driveway
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
gay man's chevy
GTO
Get Tools Out
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hold On Not Done Accelerating
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA
killed in action
kick it again
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOPAR
My Old Plymouth Always Runs
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
NISSAN
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proof Our Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Something Almost Always Broken
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Volkswagen
"very obese losers knowingly suffer with all german engineered nonsense
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicle On Lift Very Often
VTEC
Very Torqueless Engine Configuration
Valve Tic ENgine Cracked
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Wrong