ploon
10-12-2004, 11:13
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.
"I sure do" he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12" Bic lighter.
"Wow" said his friend. "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from the genie".
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yeah, he is right here in my golf bag".
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?"
"Yes I will", says the genie.
So the guy asks for one million bucks. The genie hops back into the bag leaving the guy standing there waiting for the million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of one million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend turns to his golfing partner "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
His buddy says. "Hell, I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing, Do you really think I would have asked him for a 12" Bic!"
"I sure do" he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12" Bic lighter.
"Wow" said his friend. "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from the genie".
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yeah, he is right here in my golf bag".
"Could I see him?"
He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a wish?"
"Yes I will", says the genie.
So the guy asks for one million bucks. The genie hops back into the bag leaving the guy standing there waiting for the million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of one million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend turns to his golfing partner "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
His buddy says. "Hell, I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing, Do you really think I would have asked him for a 12" Bic!"