the BIG "Photoshop Gert" thread (not worksafe)
 

we started this on DCI, but as Gert is a Volksforum mod aswell i thought this is where we should continue

your topic:



en some inspiraration:










have fun

Bush will support Gert with the invasion of Germany

Membership recruitment

Join the club! :D

HAHAHAHA !!!

Im very honoured to be on someones chimney !!

UNCLE GERT

The "golden Gert award" is for anyone who does the same thing he did:


;)

Does that fukken thing give speeding tickets?!
I got a friggin speeding ticket mailed to me after my last trip to Holland!! WTF!?! :mad: :mad: :mad:

:p :p :p

no this one is for driving through red light... but yeh, we have them for speeding too

How the HELL do you guys get away with ANYTHING!?!?!

When they sent that ticket to my apartment in NYC, i called the number, and told them to FRIGGEN BLOW ME!!

heheheheh

we just pay the fines..... i got over 500 in the first 3 months of this year alone

Usually you don't have to pay when they find out you're from a foreign country. Too much paperwork for only a few bucks......... Gonna get myself some German licence plates someday. :)

Something to let them earn LESS....

If you get a ticket for speeding, costs (lets say 25 euro), pay the bill, BUT...
Change the amount into something like 26,50 euro. The paperwork that it brings along costs much more :)

So in the end, you screwed THEM, not yourself :)

:confused: But you paid it, didn't you?