I want to speak Dutch....
 

..without offending anyone.

Teach me something that doens't involve references to a cow's testicles, or something wierd like that.

Tips, pointers, anything?
Yeah, I'm a dork.

computer= computer
TV = TV
airco = airco
;)

Yeah i'm a dork : Ja ik ben een eikel

Englisch: Nice, good looking woman <=> Dutch; Babe!
Englisch: Not so nice lookin guy, makin stoopid statements <=> Dutch; Lamer!
Englisch: Total Idiot <=> Dutch; George Double You Bush!
Englisch: Car <=> Dutch; Kar (pronounciation is abt. the same)

I want to speak Dutch....
Ik wil nederlands spreken

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..without offending anyone.
.. zonder iemand te beledigen


Teach me something that doens't involve references to a cow's testicles, or something wierd like that.

Leer mij iets, zonder te refereren aan de ballen van een koe (In Nederland hebben alleen stieren klooten, maaar goed), of zoiets geks/dergelijks

Tips, pointers, anything?
Tips, Hints, iemand?

Yeah, I'm a dork.
Ja, ik ben een eikel

Sjampoo is onze eigenste vertaal masjien :D @ teerok: you should come and live here for a year.. best way to learn to speak and understand a language ;) And you don't have to worry that there are no Volkswagens in this country :p

Are Dutch women as gorgeous as Swedish and Finnish women?

Yup, we have some fine women over here..
But we keep them all to ourselves :D :D

We've got some fine women over here..

But they are all in disguise..

Swedish is better! But only a few blocks away (in the USA scale of livin')

Ja...I juast have to make sure I'm not related to 'em ;)

Imma have to visit you fuckos sometime...you can make fun of me and I won't even know it.