Tony Ferrino - "Bigamy at Christmas"

Peace on Earth, Good will to all men,
Jesus is born in Bethlehem.
But think of the man who marries two wives.
He's in a pickle when Christmas arrives.

Once there was a time everything was fine,
A wife and two kids, though I've found,
That life is to live, I got so much to give,
But there ain't enough of me to go round,
And round, and round.

Bigamy at Christmas, what am I to do?
Spend it with the family?
I can't - I've got two!
Bigamy at Christmas, I'm in a jam!
Turkey with Emily or pudding with Pam?

A puppy for Jean, a dog for Maxine,
Nintendos for Pablo and Steve.
A Christmas shopping list for a bigamist
Is a very very very long one indeed!

Bigamy at Christmas, what am I to do?
Spend it with the family?
I can't - I've got two!
Bigamy at Christmas, I tell you the truth,
I also married Natalie, Suzanne, Jill and Ruth.

Ha Ha Ha - I joke, of course
Two is quite enough...

Come, sing along

Bigamy at Christmas, what am I to do?
Spend it with the family?
I can't - I've got two!

Bigamy at Christmas, what am I to do?
Spend it with the family?
I can't - I've got two!

OK everybody - open your presents!

Oh! My Little Pony for Jean!
And Pablo's got Mortal Kombat!
And oven gloves for Mummy!
And for me? Oh, just what I wanted! Soap on a rope!

Remember that Bigamy is illegal!
Merry Christmas!