ya i know

after 983475983 pages, and a lot of forum crossposts - i guess they got rid of the thread.

jist of it:


21yo bodybuilder ate a lot of food and metamucil fiber on his day off from working out

went to a frat party, got drunk

hooked up w/ a 19yo girl

she got nekked, he was in his boxers - didn't bang her, but he got blown etc

they both fell asleep

he woke up and had shit himself EVERYWHERE

she was sleeping

so he smeared shit on her ass crack and legs etc

then left.

lol

he didn't know what else to do... so he made it look like she had done it.