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Old 12-03-2004, 10:12
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..without offending anyone.

Teach me something that doens't involve references to a cow's testicles, or something wierd like that.

Tips, pointers, anything?
Yeah, I'm a dork.
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:22
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:37
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Englisch: Nice, good looking woman <=> Dutch; Babe!
Englisch: Not so nice lookin guy, makin stoopid statements <=> Dutch; Lamer!
Englisch: Total Idiot <=> Dutch; George Double You Bush!
Englisch: Car <=> Dutch; Kar (pronounciation is abt. the same)
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Old 12-03-2004, 10:39
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I want to speak Dutch....
Ik wil nederlands spreken

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..without offending anyone.
.. zonder iemand te beledigen


Teach me something that doens't involve references to a cow's testicles, or something wierd like that.

Leer mij iets, zonder te refereren aan de ballen van een koe (In Nederland hebben alleen stieren klooten, maaar goed), of zoiets geks/dergelijks

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Tips, Hints, iemand?

Yeah, I'm a dork.
Ja, ik ben een eikel
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Sjampoo is onze eigenste vertaal masjien @ teerok: you should come and live here for a year.. best way to learn to speak and understand a language And you don't have to worry that there are no Volkswagens in this country :p
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Sjampoo is onze eigenste vertaal masjien @ teerok: you should come and live here for a year.. best way to learn to speak and understand a language And you don't have to worry that there are no Volkswagens in this country :p



Are Dutch women as gorgeous as Swedish and Finnish women?
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Old 12-03-2004, 22:34
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Yup, we have some fine women over here..
But we keep them all to ourselves
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We've got some fine women over here..

But they are all in disguise..

Swedish is better! But only a few blocks away (in the USA scale of livin')
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Swedish is better!


Ja...I juast have to make sure I'm not related to 'em

Imma have to visit you fuckos sometime...you can make fun of me and I won't even know it.
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